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So the first post is supposed to be all about me and my blog and why I’m here and how I want to be a writer and to let you know what I’ll be blogging about…well…who the fuck knows?

How about some random bullet points instead:

• I love to curse.  The f-word if my favorite.  Well, “cocksucking motherfucker” is my very favorite, but I can’t guarantee to work that into every post.  If the f-word offends you, well, it probably will not be the only thing on here that does.  You may want to choose not to read any further.  I will not be upset, and your day will not be ruined.
• I am extraordinarily liberal.
• I tend to get on a soapbox about stuff.
• I am married.  We are swingers. We don’t judge and we expect that you won’t either.  It works for us and if you tried it, it might work for you too.
• This blog will not be all about sex.  But I am sure that the sex-related postings will have the biggest readership.
• I love piercings and tattoos.  Except those on the face.
• I write like I talk.
• I loathe IM abbreviations such as “u” “ur” “l8r” “str8″ and “k.”   Seriously.  Type out the whole word.
• I am addicted to Yahoo messenger and myspace.
• I have been blogging for awhile.  I am trying to make this blog more sophisticated and tech-y.  Luckily someone is helping me with that cause seriously.
• I use “dude” and “seriously” way too much.  And I like it.
• I love reading, writing, cooking and entertaining. I hate cleaning.  Seriously.
• I love Diet Coke. I can not overemphasize the importance of Diet Coke in my life. That is some good shit.
• I am a Fag Hag.  I do not like the word Fag.  Or Hag.  But I do love my gays!
• I am a mom.  Please do not think I am a mommy blogger even though I may write about my kids.  I probably will because they are funny as shit.  But I will be writing about my life and whatever interests or intrigues me and as much as I love them, I am more than a mommy. I am a woman.