Quotes I Love

  • “I’d rather have 5 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.” – Shelby,  Steel Magnolias 
  • “Come on in.  I’ll put on a pot of bourbon.”  – Shirley McLaine in Rumor Has It
  •  Adult beverages makes everything better. – John
  • Nobody ever bet enough on a winning horse. – Anonymous
  • We are what we repeatedly do.  Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. – Aristotle
  • Fabulous drag darling, but did you know that your purse is on fire? -Tallulah Bankhead (to a priest) (I’m thinking she was drunk? In church? Gotta love it).
  • I promise that my personal tragedy will not affect my ability to do good hair. – Annelle, Steel Magnolias
  • Imagination is more important than knowledge. – Albert Einstein
  • All that is gold does not glitter; and not all those who wander are lost. – JRR Tolkein
  • The road to hell is paved with adverbs. – Stephen King
  • O Lord, help me to be pure.  But not yet. – St. Augustine
  • Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spiritiuality. – Carl Sagan
  • I think I have a plan here.  Using mainly spoons, we’ll dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild. – Mike Wazowski, Monsters Inc.
  • More to be added as I remember them….

Responses

  1. Great. What about Mark Twain’s “Take care when you are reading a health book. You may die of a misprint.”

  2. Great one!

  3. I like this one: “Save the Trees?…Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!” Billy Connolly

  4. LOL
    Hilarious!

  5. I’m stealing this idea. Just thought I’d let you know.

  6. I can’t wait to see! ;) Go for it, I am all about no re-inventing the wheel.

  7. this is great too…A tree without leaves is a non-sense…

  8. LOL

    How about this one…

    “He’s dumb as a box of hair!”


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