“I’d rather have 5 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.” – Shelby, Steel Magnolias
“Come on in. I’ll put on a pot of bourbon.” – Shirley McLaine in Rumor Has It
Adult beverages makes everything better. – John
Nobody ever bet enough on a winning horse. – Anonymous
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. – Aristotle
Fabulous drag darling, but did you know that your purse is on fire? -Tallulah Bankhead (to a priest) (I’m thinking she was drunk? In church? Gotta love it).
I promise that my personal tragedy will not affect my ability to do good hair. – Annelle, Steel Magnolias
Imagination is more important than knowledge. – Albert Einstein
All that is gold does not glitter; and not all those who wander are lost. – JRR Tolkein
The road to hell is paved with adverbs. – Stephen King
O Lord, help me to be pure. But not yet. – St. Augustine
Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spiritiuality. – Carl Sagan
I think I have a plan here. Using mainly spoons, we’ll dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild. – Mike Wazowski, Monsters Inc.
More to be added as I remember them….
Responses
Great. What about Mark Twain’s “Take care when you are reading a health book. You may die of a misprint.”
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Great. What about Mark Twain’s “Take care when you are reading a health book. You may die of a misprint.”
By: Madsvibe on March 2, 2007
at 9:38 am
Great one!
By: Naughty Heather on March 2, 2007
at 9:41 am
I like this one: “Save the Trees?…Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!” Billy Connolly
By: fatman on March 2, 2007
at 10:08 am
LOL
Hilarious!
By: Naughty Heather on March 2, 2007
at 10:18 am
I’m stealing this idea. Just thought I’d let you know.
By: JWT on March 4, 2007
at 3:49 pm
I can’t wait to see!
Go for it, I am all about no re-inventing the wheel.
By: Naughty Heather on March 4, 2007
at 3:54 pm
this is great too…A tree without leaves is a non-sense…
By: randy diamante on September 17, 2008
at 7:52 pm
LOL
How about this one…
“He’s dumb as a box of hair!”
By: Heather on September 20, 2008
at 10:52 am